He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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