For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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