member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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