He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
