So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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