pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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