I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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