I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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