Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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