Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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