what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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