isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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