It's Friday. Sex?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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