You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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