sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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