No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
