and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
