are you still at the devil's house?
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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