You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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