yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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