Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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