Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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