I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
