Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Your cock deserves a montage
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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