stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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