i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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