Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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