good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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