Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
