Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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