Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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