she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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