she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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