how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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