I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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