After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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