used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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