Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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