Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
