found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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