Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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