Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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