Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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