...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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