Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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