Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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