i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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