I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
