brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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