I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
