Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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