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Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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