Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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